A muddy trench under a sky raining red candles on one side and green candles on the other

Cat The Trencher $THECAT

Cat The Trencher leaning on the trench wall in his huge helmet, looking up at the sky

Eight lives gone in the trenches. One left.

He fell in chasing a green light. He thought it was a laser pointer. He never climbed out.

Get him on pump.fun Or swat some reds first

The nine lives

Swipe, tap, or pick a life. Every card falls like a life.

The cat riding a giant green candle out of the trench like a rocket

Life 1Green

Chased a green light into the hole. Thought it was a laser pointer. It went up. So did he.

The cat holding his helmet down as red candles crash into the mud around him

Life 2Red

Bought the top. Stayed for the bottom. Did not sell. Just watched.

Life 3Red

Sold at the bottom. It went up an hour later. He knocked a mug off the table and left the room.

Life 4Green

Turned one sardine into forty. Told everyone. Bought more. You know how this ends.

The cat alone in the rain, staring into an empty sardine tin

Life 5Red

Traded every sardine he had for a coin with a frog on it. The frog left. So did the sardines.

The cat lying awake in a dark bunker, lit by a phone full of red and green bars

Life 6Red

Watched one chart till 3am. The chart did nothing. Neither did he.

Life 7Green

Caught a green candle with his face. Best night of his life. He still talks about it.

Life 8Red

Got out. Touched grass. Felt great for a week. Came back in. Lowkey missed the mud.

The cat saluting with his helmet slipped over one eye

Life 9This one

The last one. Still in the trench. Still saluting. Do not make it weird.

Life 1 of 9

Swat the reds

Cats knock things off tables. He knocks red candles off the sky. Tap the reds before they hit the trench. Let the greens fall in. Nine lives, like him.

Lives: 9
Reds swatted: 0
Greens caught: 0
Your best: 0

Ready when you are.

Report for duty

Connect a Solana wallet, or paste any address. He reads it straight from the chain and writes up your service record. Nothing gets sent, nothing gets signed unless you say so.

A wooden supply crate full of sardine tins under a parachute

Supply drop

$THECAT, three ways in. Pick the one you like.

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Follow him on X: @cathetrencher

Questions from the mud

Why does he not just leave?

He did, once. That was life eight. He came back in a week.

Is the wallet thing safe?

It only reads public data from the chain. The oath is a plain text message. It never asks to send anything.

Why the helmet?

Found it in the mud. It is two sizes too big. He sleeps in it.

Is this money advice?

No. It is a cat in a hole. Only spend what you are fine losing.